Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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