My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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