Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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