I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We left the knife in your bed.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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