like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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