You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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