i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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