I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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