I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So much rum. So many feels.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
