your thong is hanging out like whoa
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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