Christians are straight up FREAKS
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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