I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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