Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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