return my video game
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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