so that wasnt chicken after all
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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