I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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