she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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