I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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