We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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