Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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