Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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