Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize