But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
ok first of all what the fuck
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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