Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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