No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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