When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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