i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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