The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize