Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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