puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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