I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
