when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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