There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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