all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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