Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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