This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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