nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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