I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
