Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need a beard to bite.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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