Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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