Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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