this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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