so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i out mim tonsoeep
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