Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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