Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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