I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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