there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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