i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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