The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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