So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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