i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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