and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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